Liam Gallagher moaning about making his own cup of tea is the best 30 seconds of video you’ll see today
Loving this Liam Gallagher clip where he moans about making a cup of tea and theorises it’s why there’s no rock stars anymore.
Liam on making his own drinks pic.twitter.com/nnDiZGZKMa
— Manchester Lemon (@ManchesterLemon) September 9, 2017
Full transcript for those you can’t be arsed to watch video
[Liam stirs cup]
It’s good for the voice. So I’m told.
It’s fucking good man.
Now In the 90s I got someone else to fucking do it but now I can’t.
Money is tight – too fucking tight to mention.
Got to do it yourself ain’t you?
No one buys records these days.
In the 90s I had about four people doing this.
[Motions at table]
Little geezer doing the kettle.
[Motions at kettle]
Some other [beep] doing that.
[Motions table – maybe tea bags?]
And some other little fucker doing that.
[Motions table – maybe milk?]
And now you’ve got to do it yourself these days. You know what I mean?
Because these fucking smart arses download fucking tunes.
And they wonder why there’s no real rock and roll stars around.
Coz this is the shit you gotta do.