21 thoughts had by dogs that will cheer you the f*** up
@dog_feelings is a charming new account that imagines thoughts had by dogs.
Here’s 21 of their best:
1.
https://twitter.com/dog_feelings/status/905251104069431301
2.
human. is sad again. two licks. on the hand. only a single pat. in return. i. will do better
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 27, 2017
3.
perks of. being dog:
3. no taxes
a. pets
• belly scritches
7. zooms (fast ones)
7. occasional swims
d) snoozes
1. peanut butter off. spoon— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 26, 2017
4.
everyone. is worried. about my eyes. when the moon sun thing. happens. but my whole day. is booked. staring at the skittle. under the fridge
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 18, 2017
5.
alert. breaking news. i love you
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 2, 2017
6.
please. don't lint roll. my hair. off of you. that. was a gift
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 12, 2017
7.
i've. gotten bigger. but the human. has always been. the same size. at this rate. i will soon. control the household
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 7, 2017
8.
https://twitter.com/dog_feelings/status/900081136679899136
9.
cut it out. with your. premature sky booms
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 3, 2017
10.
just. lost my human. i borked. and borked. turns out. they were just. in a different room. alert level. back to green
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 21, 2017
11.
i will grr. if i sense. a danger. i. will grrbork. if the danger. is confirmed. usually. i am wrong. about what is. and what isn't. a danger
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 26, 2017
12.
things that make. me happy. that might also. make. you happy
4. a good stick
3. long hugs
8. unexpected food
2. zooms
5. love. reciprocated— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 13, 2017
13.
THERE. IS THAT NOISE. AGAIN. TIME TO. RUN AROUND. THE ENTIRE HOUSE. BORK IT UP. TO PROTEC
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 16, 2017
14.
it took me. so long. to cover this house. with my love. and you just. vacuumed. it up
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 29, 2017
15.
if i. am sleeping on you. you cannot move. it is. the law
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 4, 2017
16.
rumor has it. if you. pat. and boop. a dog. at the same time. the dog. will duplicate
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 9, 2017
17.
the louder. i smack. my tail. against the floor. as i lay. on my side. the more. i love you
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 19, 2017
18.
noise. has awoken me. possible sources:
2. world ending
d. no other. possibilities
5. definite apocalypse
3. wake. the human
a. immediate— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 24, 2017
19.
the human. just hugged me. extra hard. not sure. what i did. but i can snooze. soundly now
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 28, 2017
20.
if. my tummy. is rubbed. at 207 or more. rpms (rubs. per minute}. i lose. any and all control. of back legs. hence. the swift air kicks
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 28, 2017
21.
correct me. if i'm wrong. but. i think. i would like. a hug
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 31, 2017
Woof!
