Some deadline day sass from Dorset police
Dorset police use deadline day as an excuse for some excellent (and important) road safety banter.
— Paul James 🇯🇪 (@JerseyPaul90) August 31, 2017
Even Dorset Feds are rinsing us!!!
— HEAVY D (@HeavyHeavyd) August 31, 2017
It’s good work, but they’re still lagging behind Manchester city centre police when it comes to Twitter.
999 at 5am; Man says he has 3 grams of cocaine and wants us to come and arrest him. Tells us "best hurry up, before I snort it all."
— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) July 12, 2016
Remembering the heroism shown by Detective John McClane 28 years ago today. pic.twitter.com/HlQWc6MHY7
— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) December 24, 2016
999 at 11pm from man complaining that he gave 3 men a £10 note so they could use it to take cocaine, and when they finished they kept it
— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) February 16, 2017
Read more of their best tweets here.