When Sylvanian families go bad – our 14 favourite foul-mouthed ‘Forest Friends’
We love this Sylvanian Families parody account, @forest_fr1ends, on Twitter.
Here’s 14 of the best (follow them here).
1.
– i refuse to wear a face mask. it’s my right.
– but surely with a face like that you’d leap at the chance…? pic.twitter.com/csWO9nWWdy— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 14, 2020
2.
– there is no boogey man under my bed daddy. it’s just a cruel psychological attempt to manipulate my behaviour through fear.
– who told you that? was it the ghost of the angry killer nun who lives in the attic…? pic.twitter.com/ApCznHRTde— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 8, 2020
3.
i don’t know how to say this without denting your confidence, but for the last 10 minutes you’ve been licking my caesarean scar… pic.twitter.com/9MfAAIbLon
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 5, 2020
4.
– can i just check, you don’t secretly play with yourself in a rude way do you?
– honestly darling, the only reason our marriage has survived this long is because of my tight wanking regime… pic.twitter.com/gm5WLYSDET— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 18, 2020
5.
excellent, my book on how to reduce global warming has arrived… pic.twitter.com/7DAwzDpxCT
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 17, 2020
6.
– i’m afraid he’s in the big hamster wheel in the sky now.
– the foxes got him.
– yes, but he’s at peace, right kevin?
– it was like staring at bits from the bottom of the butcher’s bin.
– KEVIN…! pic.twitter.com/XsO0v8OlZi— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 14, 2020
7.
– i’ve decided to call him james. i wanted something simple and sensible so he wouldn’t be ridiculed when he’s older.
– it’s a great choice mrs fixit… pic.twitter.com/6tgKOQpHq4— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 9, 2020
