This guy’s ‘day on a plate’ has gone viral because it’s so intensely irritating

So Pete, what do you eat and drink on a typical day then?

Oh.

Pete,
have a bag of Chips and get over yourself. pic.twitter.com/MBLUhDy7Cb

— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) August 20, 2017

Look at that Diet, and there's no colour to him at all.

— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) August 20, 2017

The bits of that I understand sound absolutely horrible

— Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn) August 20, 2017

I got as far as 'alkalised water'

— Hally (@HallyGolightly) August 20, 2017

Pete, have a biscuit love. pic.twitter.com/yGiU83ExeO

— Lotty Earns (@lottyburns) August 20, 2017

This will make you feel much better.

I'm with Dr. Joanna on this… pic.twitter.com/pBpFLvTP9A

— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) August 20, 2017

“Pete gets top marks for effort, but there is no scientific evidence behind things like alkalised water or activated almonds … The homemade muffins sound delicious but carob is no healthier than chocolate.”

Same pic.twitter.com/GtAMa33ItF

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) August 21, 2017

11.30pm Wanked over a picture of a Big Mac.

— Tracy Hayden (@moogyboobles) August 20, 2017

Here is an average day for me recently. pic.twitter.com/ja4Yqntv27

— Mrs S. Templar (@MrsSimonTemplar) August 20, 2017

Reminiscent of my fave cockwomble pic.twitter.com/2kcJQtudxa

— Grundy (@GrundyOxford) August 21, 2017

Giles Coren’s comment was the most succinct of the lot.

What a cunt. https://t.co/ylnzehTMXk

— Giles Coren (@gilescoren) August 21, 2017