There’s actually a review on Amazon complaining that Disney haven’t given Aslan testicles

Thanks to @Amznmovierevws for drawing our attention to this extraordinary review of “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe”.

We’ve struggled to verify this as we don’t have a copy to hand and don’t want to spend the morning searching for Aslan’s balls, however we did find this still from an animated version of the movie where indeed, we have a plum free lion.

Source: Twitter/@AmznMovieRevws