A guided meditation to the words of Donald Trump – just what you need right now
Put your headphones on, shut your eyes, and let your mind drift away for the next two minutes. If you can get someone to give you a backrub, even better.
Enjoy this “guided meditation”, guided by the so-called leader of the free world, Donald Trump.
Now get yourself a glass of water and have a sit down for a bit. You might have a headache, that’s just the toxins leaving your system.
Until he sends his next tweet, obviously.
