People are sharing their short-lived jobs in honour of Anthony Scaramucci, 10-day White House press spokesman

John Plunkett. Updated August 1st, 2017

2 hours as a temp at Whitehall HQ of HMRC. Employed for a week to assist incumbent permanent employee with data entry…

— Naveen Cavale (@plasreconsurg) July 31, 2017

Picked up a pile of CVs from bosses desk, on arrival…

— Naveen Cavale (@plasreconsurg) July 31, 2017

Sat down, entered all the data into the PC

— Naveen Cavale (@plasreconsurg) July 31, 2017

Returned to bosses office to get the next pile, at which point he got a calculator out and started doing some sums

— Naveen Cavale (@plasreconsurg) July 31, 2017

Then said that that was the entire pile for which I had been employed for the week

— Naveen Cavale (@plasreconsurg) July 31, 2017

Then he told me I was working 48 times the speed of the permanent person.
And by doing so, had done myself out of a job.

— Naveen Cavale (@plasreconsurg) July 31, 2017

My 1st job lasted 3.5 hours in a shady call center. Heard 2 employees complaining bout their paychecks bouncing so I quit at lunch

— Me llamo es Pedro (@DammitPete) July 31, 2017

Omg I only lasted four hours when I worked a call center.

— Julienne Rutherford (@JNRutherford) July 31, 2017

I did six years in a call center. I no longer fear hell.

— Martin Taylor (@ridethedirt) July 31, 2017

10.

My friend isn’t on Twitter so I’ll tell her story. She trained to be a flight attendant, but on her first official flight…/1

— KRC (@Crus8r) July 31, 2017

She spilled food and drink on most of the passengers. She later learned that she had given out the most dry cleaning vouchers…/2

— KRC (@Crus8r) July 31, 2017

in the history of the airline. She quit after her very first flight. /3

— KRC (@Crus8r) July 31, 2017

11.

Got fired on 2nd day of training at Chuckie Cheese for not having the “Chuckie Spirit”

— MeLIEnia Trump (@KytheRHOgue) July 31, 2017

12.

5 days, UPS
Boss, day after snowstorm: "My grandma could have done that route quicker."
Me, tossing badge on desk: "Call your grandma"

— Melania Lewinsky (@MelaniaLewensky) July 31, 2017

13.

3 days at my first job in a warehouse at 17. They had a big wall of all the names of guys who quit in a week. I wrote mine down.

— Tim Ford (@TheTimFord) July 31, 2017

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