“There are people online who recreate the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event using Bernard Matthews Turkey Dinosaurs and it’s amazing”
@_f_b_g_ over on Twitter has spotted a series of people playing with their food, recreating events from Dinosaur history using Bernard Matthews Turkey Dinosaurs.
1. “Colin, what’s that up there?” “Nothing”
2. “Do you think we should worry about the pettty lights in the sky Colin?” “No mate”
3. “Hey Colin, why is the mountain exploding?”
4. “Colin, I want you to listen this time, the mountain is bloody, wasn’t this foretold?”
Yes. Playing with food is good. More of it please.
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