“Trumpy Bear” is perfect for people who show patriotism with wildly overpriced teddy bears

Despite sounding like a spoof advert you’d see in Viz, it seems “Trumpy Bear” is a hideously real thing – and the commercial for it features patriotism, golf and motorbikes.

According to the website when you’re done rolling around the floor wrapped in the blanket of patriotism, or sticking Trumpy up a flag pole, you can also use him to “honor your own family heroes”. Truly a fitting tribute to the brave men and women of the armed forces.

At least you get a certificate of authenticity to prove you own an original.