The naughtiest thing Theresa May ever did was running through wheat – can you beat her?
Theresa May has been confessing the truly abominable behaviour that only a vicar’s daughter could do.
“Amazing. Theresa May spills the beans to ITV about the naughtiest thing she ever did” says @Jack_blanchard_ over on Twitter.
And pushed on what the “naughtiest thing she ever did” was the Prime Minister added: “Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose… gosh. Do you know, I’m not quite sure. I can’t think what the naughtiest thing…
“Well, nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, there are times when… I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren’t too pleased about that.”
Right, Pokers. What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done? Surely you can beat Theresa?