Just our 15 favourite Noel Gallagher quotes

The Gallagher brothers can always be relied upon to give a good quote. Here we share some of our favourites from Brother Noel.

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“Liam is … rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He’s the angriest man you’ll ever meet. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.”

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“I had built for me a customised 1967 Mark II Jaguar convertible at a cost of £110,000, and I haven’t got a driving license. It’s useless to me.”

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“People say we’re the Rolling Stones and that Blur are the Beatles. We’re the Stones and the Beatles. They’re the fucking Monkees!”

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“The Priory? Why would you check into a hospital to pay somebody £4,000 an hour to tell you things that really you should already know about yourself. Give me the money, I’ll sort it out for you.”

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“There has never been a cool keyboard player, apart from Elton John.”

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“It got to the point after Cigarettes and Alcohol came out they wanted to release another [single], but you can’t have five off a debut album. They’d have to get me a fucking Lear jet. Because if Michael Jackson is doing five singles an album and I am, he’s got a monkey and a Lear jet. I don’t want a monkey but I want a fucking aeroplane.”

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“Jack White has just done a song for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts.”

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“I went to Paul McCartney’s daughter Stella’s party and who should open the door but the man himself. He was dead cool. There were all these questions I wanted to ask him but I settled on, ‘Do you watch Brookside?’”

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“All I would like to say is that I’m rich and you’re not.”

As you can see from the invite above, Noel celebrated his 50th with a cocaine themed bash, which seems entirely appropriate.

Spare a thought for little brother Liam, who was apparently not invited.

Which reminds us, Liam’s pretty good for a quote as well. Click here to read 20 of the best.