This bog brush review on Amazon has gone viral because… well you read it

Normal Bates. Updated May 26th, 2017

A perfectly formed little review joke over on Amazon that’s getting a bit of attention and deservedly so:

“Did he try dipping it in the toilet water beforehand? Pfft, amateur”, writes Greenveins
“And this is why there are those stupid warning labels on everything now”, notes SailingSmitty
“Savage, if you got shit on your hand would you consider yourself clean after wiping it with paper? Use the brush, or at least the three seashells, like a civilized person”, says o511