#Britishthreatlevels was the funniest and most British response ever
UPDATED!
Because there’s been a whole lot more since we first wrote this.
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#BritishThreatLevels David Attenborough trending
— Thomas Jones (@tomj191) May 24, 2017
19.
When you fall in the street and look at the pavement as if it’s to blame. #MichaelGove#BritishThreatLevelspic.twitter.com/tJ1UuAtzJ5
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) May 24, 2017
20.
Texting someone and them replying by phoning you.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 24, 2017
21.
“Just give them a ring”#BritishThreatLevels
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 24, 2017
22.
Someone has said they’re popping over but haven’t specified a time.#BritishThreatLevels
— Daniel Hardcastle (@DanNerdCubed) May 24, 2017
23.
The doorbell, at any time of day or night #BritishThreatLevels
— Dave Smith (@ffflow) May 24, 2017
24.
Having to wash up a bowl that’s had Weetabix in it but hasn’t been put into soak.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 24, 2017
25.
Removing the ‘kind’ from ‘Kind Regards’ in an email when someone’s annoyed you. #BritishThreatLevelspic.twitter.com/ZpgE6TxxvM
— Amie (@amiehark) May 24, 2017
26.
#BritishThreatLevels The person in front of you in the 12 Items or Less queue clearly has 13 items.
— kathmayer (@kathmayer) May 24, 2017
27.
We’re British. You can’t scare us until you raise the threat level to “I’m sorry, but there’s only continental breakfast left”.
— Jason (@NickMotown) May 24, 2017
These (we think) are the tweets that started it off…
I feel a #BritishThreatLevels coming on… https://t.co/lmb25Dat7o
— Andrea Mann (@AndreaMann) May 24, 2017
We’re British. I don’t get scared until the threat level hits “Replacement Bus Service”.
— Jeremy Cook (@Jeremy_JCook) May 24, 2017
Plus this, which kind of explains the whole thing.
British Stages of response to a terrorist attack:
-Shock
-Sadness
-Anger
-Kindness
-Mocking terrorists#BritishThreatLevels— Charley Hasted (@CharleyHasted) May 24, 2017
Oh, and this.
Articles collecting tweets from a trending hashtag #BritishThreatLevels
— Rat Fascal (@MrPSB) May 24, 2017
