6 best reactions to Nigel Farage saying he’s not standing in this election although it would be an “easy win”
So Farage isn’t standing as an MP – as he’s told the Telegraph:
A ridiculous statement. He’s lost 7 times.
7 times. And never won once.
And of course people have rightly been taking the piss. Here’s the best bits.
REMEMBER Nigel Farage's election record with this handy rhyme
Lost, Defeated, Beaten, Deprived. Lost, Defeated, Beaten, Skived.@TwopTwips
— t h u m b s (@Thumbsuk) April 20, 2017
I am announcing that i WON'T be playing up front for Spurs on Saturday vs Chelsea at Wembley. Despite thinking I'd easily score a hat-trick. https://t.co/Yk1l7uC7GK
— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) April 21, 2017
So if Farage were to stand as an MP and win he'd lose his €6,000 per month EU paid pension in two years. Ah. The sweet smell of INTEGRITY
— Otto English (@Otto_English) April 20, 2017
Farage's parliamentary contest record in full:
— hrtbps (@hrtbps) April 20, 2017
nigel farage has a girlfriend she just 'goes to a different school' https://t.co/13pMrx9adq
— reverend george (@FUCKTHATCHER) April 20, 2017
But as says @Grayinglasgow says “Nigel Farage will not stand as a candidate in #GE17. He doesn’t need to anymore. The Tories are doing Ukip’s work for them now.”