Two recent incidents of goose harassment to remind you that all geese are bastards

Never mind the snap general election, the big news this week is that geese now see themselves as superior to humans. Here are two separate incidents that suggest the goose uprising has begun…

And here’s a second incident – a detective is barred from entering a police station by a goose, who is clearly trying to destroy any sense of law and order in the civilised world. (WARNING: clip has jaunty music).