45 jokes written by children that are funnier than anything written by adults
Kids Write Jokes is a brilliant Twitter account where they run all the rejected submissions for a joke website written by kids – and of course the rejected jokes are better than the proper stuff.
Here’s about 45 or so of their best:
how do you stop a zombie from eating your hed
I have a butt
Sir we all have butts
WHAT DID JOKER SAY TO BATMAN YOUR SO STUPID
HEY WHATS FOR DINNER COW POO SIR IT IS THE FRENCH WAY
why wolves howl?
because they have no idea what are they doing
Q. what did the cheese say to the moldy cheese?
A.you look unwell i will take you to Dr cheese
everythig I thouch dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what did the floor say to the chair get off me u fat idiot
there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said do you know how to drive this thing BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR
what do you get when you cross the road run over
what did the man do with time wasted it
How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a little boogie in it
( DONT TRY THIS AT HOME ANYBODY)
gess how many snakes
there are 13
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
man: you are evil
other man: i am not
man:yes no yes no yes no yes no yes no
[both mans die]
why did the chicken marry the crocodile
because crocodooladoo is good family name.
what do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs.
wat do you coll a spider with no legs.
a hairy piece of trash !!!!!!!!!!!!
what did the skeliton say to the toilet
“you will get nothing out of me i am all bones”
docter docter i hit my head
what do you want me to do stupid
Posh lady,bye I have to go and shop i need more hats
if you go to the ham contest wat will the man say
you won last year you are not alowed
why do sharks have eyes
so they dont eat there best pals
what did the leaf say to the docter?
“docter docter i hurt my head”
“leave me alone im chilling.”
how do you lose four pounds
cut your hed off
why do monkeys eat banana
because bananas are not afraid
what is the capital of egg.
why is a hotdog called a HOTdog
because it is sexy
what do you call a tiger with glasses on?
a scientist tiger
a boys name is shut up.
his teacher asked him his name and he said “shut up”
your a bin
no I m not
you look like one
ok I am
why did tom and jerry get married
Because tom was a boy and jerry was a boy and they were strong as a toliet.
why is the mash potato not cool?
Beause it isnt wearing sun glasses.
man:waiter how long will my pizza be ?
waiter:not very long.
Why do all girls wear make up and perfume ?
They are ugly and they smell
why shoudnt you go to the fridge without permition
because it will come for its revenge
CAN YOU FART
DO IT NOW
Q:why did the monkey fall out the tree
A:because it was DEAD
what did the orange do in the tree?
your stupid peiness
q:who is the disgusting boy band
a man found a raisin in the woods.
“what a funny looking raisin.”
“im not a raisin im just an ant with no legs.”
what do get when you cross a vampire, homework and brusel sprouts
i dont know its probalely super dangerous
a fis. a fis who?
i already have hundreds of fish.
your mum is so thin if she eats a bean she are pregnat
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