Patient man has the best/worst idea to sue a multinational corporation

“Where there’s blame, there’s a claim” was the slogan for one ambulance chasing law company, and this man has come up with a ridiculously time-consuming way of hopefully suing Walmart, the US chain of discount department stores.

His scheme inspired an obligatory Roll Safe reference.

And the Cookie Monster.

And… ummm… Minecraft?

But wait! There’s a problem (aside from the high chance of death or brain damage).

Others focused on the positive side of his idea.