People have been unleashing their inner-Dad-jokes for “UK Pun Day”
— Marc P. Lamberts (@lambertsmarc) February 13, 2017
Why do they have bar codes on the returning Swedish fleet?
So they can Scandinavian.#ukpunday
— Julian Lee 2017 (@JulianLeeComedy) February 13, 2017
— Martyn Allison (@grobykid) February 13, 2017
My wife left me because I can't stop playing with my pack of invisible playing cards. Nobody knows what I'm dealing with.#ukpunday
— Ian Pippin (@Ianpippin) February 13, 2017
I was going to make a joke about my clock disposal company for #ukpunday but I'm worried you'll think it's just a waste of time
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) February 13, 2017
I used to be in an 80s band called Prevention….
We were better than the Cure. #ukpunday
— Gizzy (@gizm0j0e) February 13, 2017
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. #ukpunday
— Cal (@Panayisalad) February 13, 2017
A gang were caught smuggling jacket potatoes through customs control. They would have got away with it but they were foiled.
— Mat Costin (@MatCostin) February 13, 2017
Dreamt I'd written The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings AND The Silmarillion. When I woke up my wife said I'd been Tolkien in my sleep. #ukpunday
— Jon Sutton (@jonmsutton) February 12, 2017
I went to buy this watch. I said "can I buy a watch?" Watch salesman says "analogue?" I said "nah, just a watch please" #UKpunday
— Andrew Trendell (@AndrewTrendell) February 13, 2017