Twitter has been trying to describe Steve Bannon and it’s not flattering
It’s certainly not big or clever, but it is funny (and sweary) – here are 12 of our favourites.
Bannon looks like haggis drawn from memory.
— The Guyliner (@theguyliner) January 30, 2017
Steve Bannon looks like a semi-sentient testicle.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) January 30, 2017
Steve Bannon looks like an impoverished aristocrat who keeps having to abandon wings of his house to rabid bats and fossilised dog shit.
— Nathaniel Tapley (@Natt) January 29, 2017
Steve's Bannon looks like his body is rejecting his personality. #Inauguration
— John Iadarola (@johniadarola) January 20, 2017
I don’t believe it’s right to denigrate an opponent’s physical appearance. Having said that, Steve Bannon looks like a fucking disease.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) January 30, 2017
Steve Bannon, who looks like dandruff and a cigarette butt had sex in a ditch, was added to the National Security Council today. Not good. pic.twitter.com/LhFWNKEkY5
— Adam Zopf (@adamzopf) January 29, 2017
Steve Bannon looks like the pre-ghost version of Slimer
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) January 29, 2017
Steve Bannon looks like the moment in a Croneberg movie immediately before the actor gets replaced by a stop-motion model of exploding sores
— Joe (@Karatloz) January 30, 2017
Steve Bannon looks like the guy in a sci-fi movie who gets infected by a deadly space virus but refuses to tell the rest of the crew pic.twitter.com/MFEjBNniSN
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) November 27, 2016
"Hey Buddy. Wanna drink a bottle of vanilla extract and go to the beach with our metal detectors?" pic.twitter.com/CUWaF6C4ig
— Adam McKay (@GhostPanther) January 30, 2017
Steve Bannon looks like the kind of guy who still buys Razzle from his local petrol station.
— El Hijo Del Santo (@iamsammypanther) January 30, 2017
Insulting Bannon's bloated visage may not be what stops this but y'know what? It's fun.
He looks like a rash fucked an even bigger rash. pic.twitter.com/X7LAKQBNZQ
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) January 30, 2017
steve bannon looks like if michael shannon did a super-size-me where he only ate cigarettes. pic.twitter.com/e716CwAvXo
— josh androsky (@ShutUpAndrosky) January 31, 2017
Create your own Steve Bannon action figure by simply drawing two eyes & a mouth on some mouldy Spam. pic.twitter.com/vi58muYcmL
— Glenn (@Frackpong) August 18, 2017
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