Piers Morgan suggested a ‘Men’s March’ and it went as well as you’d think

Over the weekend Piers Morgan got scared by marching women (or maybe he was just feeling lonely) so he took to Twitter to suggest a global ‘Men’s March’ to protest ‘creeping global emasculation of my gender’ – unsurprisingly it didn’t go down too well…https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/822756556005588992

People were concerned about that state of Pier’s balls.

@piersmorgan oh, possum. Sorry your masculinity is so fragile. Are you ok? Do your balls jus fall off when a woman doesn’t smile at you?

— Astro Upulie (@upulie) January 21, 2017

Robert Lindsay from “My Family” attempted to help.

@piersmorgan perhaps a long look in a mirror might help clear the mist in your head but then you’d only be looking at yourself

— Robert Lindsay (@RobertLindsay) January 21, 2017

Other notable responses included:

@piersmorgan Just for once, be a gentleman and not a dick head.

— Alexis Rodney (@AlexisRodney) January 21, 2017

@piersmorgan pic.twitter.com/Koy0yiOq97

— Billy Bragg (@billybragg) January 21, 2017

@piersmorgan how much attention would you need to finally feel secure?

— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) January 21, 2017

Reposting this one for @piersmorgan pic.twitter.com/i5GFEPtYvL

— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) January 21, 2017

.@piersmorgan Why do you have to hang off the coattails of every controversy? It’s so needy.

— Dame Canuckuk (@canuckuk) January 21, 2017

Other responses dispensed with the formalities…

@piersmorgan Fuck off, you massive bellend.

— Kirk McKeand (@MckKirk) January 21, 2017

.@piersmorgan dude you fucking suck

— kurtis conner (@kurtisconner) January 21, 2017

Many things in the world are divisive at the moment, but maybe – just maybe – we can all find unity and strength and come together in agreement that Piers Morgan is an absolute helmet.