Morrisons plays ball with (cock) ring donut customer complaint

John Plunkett. Updated January 1st, 2018

It’s not the most common of complaints when you work on a supermarket help desk.

@Morrisons oi there’s no ring in my donuts how I’m I supposed to put these on my willy and get my girlfriend to eat them off now pic.twitter.com/ZFCOfKUwHn

— silverfox (@PeeWeeMFC75) January 6, 2017

Yet never let it be said that Morrisons fails to deliver after one of its help desk staff did their best to help. Except it didn’t end exactly as they might have envisaged.

Improvise! – Cam

— Morrisons (@Morrisons) January 6, 2017

I did I’m now in a&e with burns from the onion rings

— silverfox🐺 (@PeeWeeMFC75) January 6, 2017

You didn’t wait for them to cool down? – Cam

— Morrisons (@Morrisons) January 6, 2017

you don’t know my mrs she’s very demanding cam 😔

— silverfox🐺 (@PeeWeeMFC75) January 6, 2017

She sounds it! My advise, leave everything to chill for 2 minutes. – Cam

— Morrisons (@Morrisons) January 6, 2017

thanks cam it’s nice to finally talk to someone about this

— silverfox🐺 (@PeeWeeMFC75) January 6, 2017

If you need anything else, you know where I am – Cam

— Morrisons (@Morrisons) January 6, 2017

thanks cam

— silverfox🐺 (@PeeWeeMFC75) January 6, 2017

The exchange rapidly went viral, and it turns out that this cock ring donut thing is more common than you might have thought. At least, it is if you work for Cosmopolitan magazine.

However, the last word in this unlikely exchange went to a different “customer care” on Twitter.

Apologies. However your girlfriend informs us the hole was pointless anyway. “His little fella doesn’t make it to the end” were her words https://t.co/IqGTPHTB98

— Customer Care (@customercaring) January 6, 2017

Postscript – Cam is now the chief financial officer of a large US supermarket chain.