30 “it’s sad when” sentences that’ll delight your brain by stuffing it with insane imagery
Here’s 30 of their best:
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU BRAG ABOUT YOUR PET STEGOSAURUS TO FRIENDS AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS AND YOU'VE GLUED A TOBLERONE TO THE CAT.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) August 8, 2015
2.
IT'S SAD WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO YOUR WIFE SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND SHE TURNS OUT TO BE SCARLET JOE, HAN'S SON, THE WORLD'S ANGRIEST PIRATE.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) October 19, 2015
3.
IT'S SAD WHEN YOU HIDE UNDER THE BED WITH NO CLOTHES ON TO SURPRISE YOUR LOVER AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A LOVER AND YOU'VE BEEN BANNED FROM IKEA.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) June 15, 2016
4.
IT'S SAD WHEN YOU'RE ENJOYING SLEEPY SEX WITH A LOVER AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A LOVER AND YOU'RE IN A SKIP CRY WANKING UNDER A PILE OF BRICKS.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) October 3, 2015
5.
IT'S SAD WHEN YOU SHOW YOUR PET PYTHON TO FRIENDS AND YOU HAVE'T GOT ANY FRIENDS AND YOU'RE SHAKING A CONDOM FILLED WITH MARMITE AT THE CAT.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) September 12, 2015
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU TELL A HILARIOUS STORY TO FRIENDS DURING DINNER AND THEY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND YOU'RE WEDGED IN THEIR DOG FLAP.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) June 18, 2016
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND YOU ROLL OVER TO HOLD YOUR LOVER AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A LOVER AND YOU'RE IN A SKIP AND YOU'VE CRUSHED A PIGEON.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) August 29, 2015
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU SHOW YOUR FIANCÉ THE FLYING CAR YOU'VE INVENTED AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A FIANCÉ AND YOU'VE GLUED AN OWL TO A RENAULT CLIO.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) January 6, 2016
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IT'S SAD WHEN ADELE HANDS YOU THE MIC AT GLASTONBURY AND YOU SOUND LIKE A HORSE SCREAMING THROUGH A TRUMPET. pic.twitter.com/xqppyoDQkA
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) June 26, 2016
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND YOU HOLD YOUR LOVER AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A LOVER AND YOU'RE IN A WET DITCH AND YOU'VE SLEPT ON A HEN.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) December 20, 2015