30 “it’s sad when” sentences that’ll delight your brain by stuffing it with insane imagery
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU'RE AS HUNGRY AS A WOLF AND YOU ARE A WOLF AND ALL OF THE OTHER WOLVES VOTED YOU THE WORST WOLF IN ALL OF WOLF HISTORY.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) January 10, 2016
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU SLEEP WITH THE GIRL DRESSED AS A GHOST FROM THE HALLOWEEN PARTY AND SHE WAS A GHOST AND NOW YOUR BALLS ARE HAUNTED.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) October 31, 2015
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU BRING HOME SOME FLOWERS FOR YOUR WIFE AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A WIFE AND YOU'RE HOLDING A TRAFFIC CONE FILLED WITH HAMMERS.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) August 25, 2015
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU SHOW FRIENDS YOUR LIGHTSABER SKILLS AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS AND YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR THROWING A TORCH AT A SWAN.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) October 19, 2015
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IT'S SAD WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU'RE LOOKING FOXY AND IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FOX AND YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS A SARCASTIC DORMOUSE WHO HOPES YOU DIE.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) October 17, 2015
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU SHOW A NEW TATTOO TO FRIENDS AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS AND YOU'VE SCRIBBLED 'I MAKE HORSES CRY' ACROSS YOUR CHEST.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) October 10, 2015
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU SHOW FRIENDS YOUR HELICOPTER AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS AND YOU'VE STRAPPED A CEILING FAN TO THE DOG'S HEAD AGAIN.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) December 5, 2015
28.
IT'S SAD WHEN YOU MAKE BREAKFAST IN BED FOR A LOVER AND YOUR LOVER JUST LAYS THERE AND THEIR PAPER MÂCHÉ HEAD TUMBLES OFF THEIR BEANBAG BODY
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) August 18, 2015
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU TELL FRIENDS YOU'VE HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS AND YOU'VE SUPERGLUED A LIGHTBULB TO YOUR HEAD.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) February 20, 2016
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IT'S SAD WHEN MATT DAMON COMES TO YOUR DINNER PARTY AND HE TURNS OUT TO BE MATT THE DEMON AND INHALES EVERYBODY'S SOUL LIKE A COMPLETE JERK.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) November 22, 2015
