30 “it’s sad when” sentences that’ll delight your brain by stuffing it with insane imagery
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU RETURN TO YOUR LOVER AFTER A SHOWER AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A LOVER AND YOU'RE BEING ESCORTED OUT OF HOMEBASE BY SECURITY.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) September 27, 2015
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU DISPLAY YOUR FENCING SKILLS TO FRIENDS AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS AND YOU'RE JABBING A DILDO AT A PENSIONER IN ARGOS.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) January 9, 2016
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IT’S SAD WHEN YOU FLIRT WITH A FELLOW DOG WALKER AND THEY ASK WHY YOUR DOG IS A BARREL GLUED TO A SKATEBOARD AND YOU HAVE NO CLOTHES ON.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) December 12, 2015
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU STROKE YOUR LOVER'S HAIR IN BED AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A LOVER AND YOU'RE IN A WHEELBARROW AND YOU'RE FONDLING A DEAD CAT.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) April 6, 2016
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU TELL PARTY DAVE TO GET THE PARTY STARTED AND HE STARES BLANKLY AT YOU AND PARTY DAVE'S WIFE ASKS YOU TO LEAVE HIS FUNERAL.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) November 7, 2015
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU PLUCK UP THE COURAGE TO ASK THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE OUT FOR A DRINK AND YOU PANIC AND THROW A VIENNETTA AT THEM INSTEAD.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) December 13, 2015
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IT'S SAD WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU LOOK AS PALE AS A GHOST AND YOU ARE A GHOST AND ALL THE OTHER GHOSTS HATE YOU AND WISH YOU WERE STILL ALIVE.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) June 16, 2016
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU WAKE AND WHISPER INTO A LOVER'S EAR AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A LOVER AND YOU'RE IN A DITCH AND YOU'RE TALKING TO A SQUASHED FOX
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) August 23, 2015
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU INVITE YOUR LOVER TO JOIN YOU IN THE SHOWER AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A LOVER AND YOU'VE BEEN ASKED TO LEAVE B AND Q AGAIN.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) September 10, 2015
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IT'S SAD WHEN YOU SHOW OFF YOUR HOVER BOARD TO FRIENDS AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY FRIENDS AND YOU'VE GLUED A HAIR DRYER TO AN ARGOS CATALOGUE.
— It's Sad When… (@ITSSADWHEN) October 24, 2015
