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9 stories from the mums on Mumsnet that’ll make you laugh or roll your eyes *hard*

@mumsnet_madness us a brilliant Twitter account that provides “semi-regular updates from the depths of terror” that is mumsnet. Here’s 9 of their best:

1. ‘Have googled “accidentally painted a pigeon”‘


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2. “sat with his knob in a cup of yogurt”



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3. “I accidentally cupped his balls.”


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4. “she knitted (yes, knitted) him a little mitten to mop up after himself.”


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5. “selfish and needy”


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6. “Fanny condensation”


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7. “so my time is obviously really important”


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8. “I shook it upside down to a shriek” /link via @ColneyCactus



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9. “he seemed to think whispering ‘penetration’ in my ear was sexy.”


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