The “Imperial March” from Star Wars played on a coffee stirrer

At school you might have tried to play a tune on a ruler, but clearly when you’re an adult the musical tool of choice is a plastic coffee stirrer. Here’s an almost pitch-perfect rendition of The Imperial March (Darth Vader’s Theme) from Star Wars. Stir Wars?

Almost pitch perfect – sadly it’s a fake (he presses the keyboard before he starts playing) and the internet busted him.

So it’s not just fake news you need to watch out for, it’s also fake videos of men playing themes from science fiction films on plastic coffee stirrers. Nothing can be trusted.

Here’s someone playing the ruler without using DECEPTION.