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6 alternative uses for the 2 square meters of skin wasted on Nigel Farage

The average adult has around two square metres of skin covering their body, but in the case of Nigel Farage this seems like a tremendous waste. Here are six things you could use his skin for that are better than the purpose it currently has.

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