This NSFW Twitter account puts Sylvanian Families into hilariously dark scenarios

We all remember the Sylvanian Families toys from our childhood, even if we didn’t own any. The cutesy bunnies, bears, kittens and other animals were just about ubiquitous and still are for today’s children. Now, the @forest_fr1ends Twitter account, completely unconnected to the brand, has been tweeting its own much darker take on Sylvanian Families scenarios that will completely ruin your memories of them, while also giving you a real laugh.
Here are 14 of the funniest.

1.

how's kenneth? i heard he got caught with his dick out in lidl again… pic.twitter.com/WtTLbmGvCU

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) October 21, 2016

2.

slow steady strokes penelope, you're not trying to throttle a f**king chicken here… pic.twitter.com/VBk1vFN2rF

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) October 20, 2016

3.

– not had the snip yet then derek?
– the f**k you say?
– leave it dad… pic.twitter.com/s9gD7cX4GX

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) October 15, 2016

4.

yo twinkle tits, buy the dress or f**k off… pic.twitter.com/C16dSdtKok

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) September 30, 2016

5.

jesse, it's time to cook…. pic.twitter.com/Augux70M0a

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) August 23, 2016

6.

mummy says you owe rent. be a shame if this bullshit on wheels burned down… pic.twitter.com/fxS8Dvz8cU

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) August 31, 2016

7.

i've opened the wine, dimmed the lights and washed my balls. see you shortly… pic.twitter.com/6lATvYqSgs

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) August 30, 2016

8.

how much to tickle my balls with an ostrich feather…? pic.twitter.com/LE2SvItaEG

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) August 13, 2016

9.

go run with scissors dickhead, i'm working here… pic.twitter.com/I7PZMYbrpX

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 18, 2016

10.

once upon a time there were two kids who just shut the f**k up and went straight to sleep…. pic.twitter.com/CAtbe3AQM7

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 10, 2016

11.

i don't care who wrote it, this behaviour is totally acceptable…. pic.twitter.com/yNUndViMjo

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 7, 2016

12.

i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti…. pic.twitter.com/FkOKr3cJ6e

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 6, 2016

13.

i'll explain later, my dick's trapped… pic.twitter.com/x5DtSrfHU2

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 30, 2016

14.

sniff it barry, it's not marmite. pic.twitter.com/lnA5LrFpty

— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) June 21, 2016

Let’s face it; we’ll never look at a rabbit the same way again!
Source: @forest_fr1ends