This Jurassic Park themed Amazon review is the best one you’ll read today

Janet_snakewhole has spotted a review of pure genius on Amazon and we just had to share it with you.

If you’ve never watched the original Jurassic Park movie, then SPOILER ALERT!

Amazon buyer A. Decker enthusiastically writes

“I needed a vessel to safely transport viable dinosaur embryos from a secret compound on an island in South America. I couldn’t have asked for a better container. It even dispenses shaving cream! I tested this out in my hand at a restaurant and put it on someone’s pie. I highly recommend this product!!!!”

Presumably buyer D. Nedry is no longer available for reviews.

Source: Reddit