The review of this “penguin mask” over on Amazon is just priceless
gDisasters over on Reddit has spotted a great review:
And here’s the text transcribed incase it’s hard to read on mobile etc:
I wear this mask to sing lullabies to my children …
By Sir ChubsI wear this mask to sing lullabies to my children. They are terrified of the mask. Whenever they protest about their bed time, or ask for too many sweets, I whip on the mask, and they soon know who is the King Penguin.
We also spotted this user photo over on the Amazon photos and thought you might like to see it – this mask is absolutely the stuff of nightmares.
Sleep well!
