The only four funny “don’t worry about failing your A-levels” bits of internet piss-takery you need to read
So it’s A-levels results day – a traditional day on the internet where people hand out useless, unwanted “don’t worry” advice.
This guy nails it:
It's that time of year to offer patronising advice to the precisely zero A-Level students who follow you.
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) August 17, 2016
David also goes on to say, “A-Level students: Be cheered by platitudes from someone who doesn’t realise how much things have changed since their A-Levels 18 years ago.
“It’s a shame, because I, a man of nearly 37 years who obsesses about bins and Tim Farron on Twitter, have a lot of sage advice to give.”
And as is tradition, a minor celeb says “I failed and look at me!”:
To those getting their A LEVEL results. Don't fret! Whatever happens you'll be ok. I got CEE but ended up with BBC. Head up! Onwards.
— Adil Ray (@adilray) August 17, 2016
And then there’s the piss-takey advice, here’s the best four:
1.
Dw if you fail your a levels, 4 years ago i got 4 u's and now i have a tweet with over 42,000 retweets. Sometimes its okay
— ㅤ (@Eaja_z) August 17, 2016
2.
Don't worry about failing your A Levels this week. I didn't get any and apart from the whole living in a van thing, I've done alright. Keith
— Keith Mallender (@KeithMallender) August 17, 2016
3.
'A' level students, don't worry if you failed. I never even took 'A' levels but have led a great life…. although I do now live in a hedge.
— Peter Williams (@MightyFineArt) August 16, 2016
4.
For anyone worried about their A-level results remember that it's too late to stop climate change & most of you will die fighting for water
— Rob Manuel (@robmanuel) August 17, 2016
So if you do want to A-levels advice er… don’t ask us.