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People have been asking a Tory MEP who wants a return of blue British passports to bring back other things

Tory MEP Daniel Hannan recently wrote in The Sun about why it’s incredibly important for the UK to bring back the pre-EU blue passport, as the colour of passports is clearly one of the most important issues facing the country right now.

His tweet kicked off a series of nostalgic replies, asking him to bring back other British things that really made this country great.

1. Proper team captains on sports quizzes.

2. And indeed, proper quizzes at proper times.

3. Proper British leisure activities.

4. Proper prices for crisps.

5. Proper British dog eggs.

6. Proper headwear for British tourists.

7. Proper agricultural methods.

8. Proper British criminals.

9. Basically, proper names for all the important things.

But it wasn’t all snark, one Tweeter offered a helpful solution to Hannan’s terrible wrong-coloured-passport problem.