Everyone is losing their SHIT at the idea of Boris as Foreign Secretary: the only 13 tweets you need
Jesus wept, the news of Boris Johnson confirmed as Foreign Secretary is making, EVERYONE lose their shit.
This literally sounds like the worst idea ever: just look at the state of the reactions:
Say hello to Britain's new lead ambassador to the world, Mr. Boris Johnson pic.twitter.com/FUjyjhimyV
— Historical Pics (@HistoricalPics) July 13, 2016
Looking forward to Boris Johnson's first visit to bongo bongo land.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 13, 2016
"Last time he did a deal with the Germans, he came back with 3 nearly new water cannons.’ – May mocking her foreign sec Boris just days ago.
— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) July 13, 2016
Boris Johnson, a man with all the geographical understanding of a toilet brush, is Britain's new Foreign Secretary.
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) July 13, 2016
THAT Boris Johnson.
What could possibly go right?
— Mitch Benn (@MitchBenn) July 13, 2016
Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson's first official meeting with President Obama will be interesting. Suggest it starts with the word "sorry"
— Chuka Umunna (@ChukaUmunna) July 13, 2016
Boris Johnson as Foreign Secretary. So this is, in fact, the year we all die.
— Warren Ellis (@warrenellis) July 13, 2016
Boris Johnson is the UK's Foreign Secretary – that requires no punchline.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 13, 2016
Just when Britain was starting to become a laughing stock around the world,
Boris Johnson is appointed foreign secretary.
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) July 13, 2016
Boris is currently being shown Theresa's SPECIAL BIG MAP, which gently introduces him to large world-shaped area outside of Westminster
— Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) July 13, 2016
Is making Boris Foreign Secretary a punishment for him or the rest of the world?
— Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy) July 13, 2016
Boris Johnson is now in charge of MI6. Let that sink in for a while…
— Azeem Ibrahim (@AzeemIbrahim) July 13, 2016
How can Boris Johnson be Foreign Secretary when he can't even maintain diplomatic relations with Liverpool?
— Rosie Fletcher (@rosieatlarge) July 13, 2016
And one thing we wonder is: does Boris even want this position? We seriously suspect NOT. The guy is a clown – he wants to showboat – not do a real job.
The maddest appointment ever.
Unless, that is, the point is to get him to quit and look like an utter fool….
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