Boris pulls out of Tory leadership race: the only three jokes you need to read
Boris has pulled out of the Tory leadership race and as @PCollinsTimes says, “So Boris smashed up the whole place for nothing. For nothing.”
Whereas @Psythor reckons, “RIP Boris’s political career. Let’s not forget your achievements: Building a cable car nobody uses and then ruining literally everything.”
But you’re here for the jokes, and we’ve read the lot here’s the three best:
I feel sorry for the Conservative pary, I know all about when it's like when your johnson unexpectedly fails to stand at a crucial moment.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) June 30, 2016
Boris refuses to clean up mess he’s made claiming, ironically, “I normally leave that to my Polish cleaner”.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 30, 2016