10 things that Boris Johnson looks like
1. Eric Cartman
2. Step Dad at press conference
Every photo of Boris since yesterday looks like he's a step Dad supporting his wife while she appeals for the safe return of her daughter.
— Ken Shabby (@MrKenShabby) June 25, 2016
3. Cycling Orangutan
4. Primetime corpse
Boris Johnson looks like a dude who would be found dead in an episode of Midsomer Murders
— Faux Mulder (@jephjacques) June 21, 2016
5. Alpaca
6. Horrendous mashup
Donald Trump & Boris Johnson = Owen Wilson.
I can't unsee this. pic.twitter.com/LHLsVDS16O
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) June 25, 2016
7.Guilty schoolboy
Boris looks like he's been caught cheating in exams and Gove is about to make an example of him in assembly pic.twitter.com/oIcmuaBASm
— Glenn Kitson (@Glenn_Kitson) June 24, 2016
8.Profuse cygnus sweater
From what I saw, Sadiq Khan looked more composed & eloquent after a day's fast than Boris, who generally looks like he's sweating swan fat.
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) June 21, 2016
9. Badly rendered child cowboy
boris johnson looks like someone made the milky bar kid on the sims n then aged him up
— orla (@roastbeefdinner) June 24, 2016
10. 19th Century tease
Anonymous man posing in women's underwear c1896
[image from Wellcome library] pic.twitter.com/zWW6ctVJ5k
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) April 28, 2016