5 Goldfish that look like Hitler
Seriously. This is simply five goldfish that look like Hitler. What more do you want?
1. Mein Karpf!
B*gD*ld* tells Reddit “My daughter’s new gold fish looks like Hitler.”
2. Heil Fishler!!
“My little sister’s gold fish also looked like Adolf Hitler” boasts Hitler-fish owner sabrefudge, “My sister’s Hitler-Fish didn’t just have the mustache. He had the haircut, angry eyes, and everything. He may have actually been Hitler reincarnated as a gold fish.”
3. Triumph of the Gills!
“I see your angry goldfish and raise you my evil Hitler goldfish” writes LoganTurk
4. Heil Tiddler!
5. And finally… meet George
The five-year-old who belongs to Deborah Cochrane, from Belfast, has developed a distinctive black mark above his mouth which creates an uncanny resemblance to the fishist dictator.
The office worker said: ‘Like Hitler, George is vegetarian – he loves his peas.
‘Whenever I walk into the same room as George I notice he often has a fin raised and worry he is trying to indoctrinate me, but I am just being silly. Surely he is just waving ‘hello’?’
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