If the instructions on the tins of soup told the truth they’d read EXACTLY like this

Normal Bates. Updated June 15th, 2016

Statussilver has posted on Reddit “Accurate Soup Instructions”

PeskyChupacabra believes it’s missing some stuff though, “Step 9. Wait 48 hours. Step 10. Remove garbage bag from can and watch trash pour out onto your floor after edge of disposed lid slices open bag.”

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4o3143/accurate_soup_instructions/