This woman is a cat describing GENIUS – these are the best described cats on the internet

AliElkie told IMGuR, “Okay so I am watching my friends cats whilst she is away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who is who”

And wow – you have to read each description and look at each cat. Each one is perfect!

“Sampson – all grey. The most handsome cat you have ever seen. Looks like a cat that was drawn by Disney animator.”

“Dolby: all black. No tail. Looks like a cat that was drawn by a person who has a vague idea of what the cat looks like but in reality has never seen one.”

“Dixie: calico. Looks like she would speak with a squeaky voice. Very shortly. Will use her nails to love you.”

“Wilson: grey and white. Obese. Still adorable. Looks like Tony soprano. Probably the mob boss.”