People are sharing “jokes that are so stupid that they’re funny” and they’re COMPLETELY RIGHT

Over on Reddit Aweseom_ has asked “What’s a joke that’s so stupid it’s funny?” and there’s been over 9,616 comments in less than a week, and the results are superb.

And we’ve gone though it with fine-tooth comb only selecting the very best for you, read readers, for you.

ARE YOU READY FOR 24 COMPLETELY STUPID JOKES?

I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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Fish swimming upriver and bumps his head.
“Dam.”

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The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms

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What’s E.T. short for?
Because he’s got little legs.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.

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Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because they’re dead.

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Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies.

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Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got 6 months

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
HAHAHAHAHA YOU EAT YOUR OWN POO

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What animal can jump higher than a house?
All of them… houses can’t jump.

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What’s grey and can’t swim?
A castle.

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What’s yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?
A bulldozer.

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What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

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Why do mice have small balls?
Not many of them know how to dance.

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Where do poor meatballs live?
The spaghetto.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto

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If I had to describe myself with one word it would be “bad at following directions”

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
“No eye deer”
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
“Still no eye deer”

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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Call him whatever you want, he’s not coming.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey

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What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire.

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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4g9km9/whats_a_joke_thats_so_stupid_its_funny/?sort=top