People are sharing “jokes that are so stupid that they’re funny” and they’re COMPLETELY RIGHT
Over on Reddit Aweseom_ has asked “What’s a joke that’s so stupid it’s funny?” and there’s been over 9,616 comments in less than a week, and the results are superb.
And we’ve gone though it with fine-tooth comb only selecting the very best for you, read readers, for you.
ARE YOU READY FOR 24 COMPLETELY STUPID JOKES?
I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
* * * Fish swimming upriver and bumps his head.
“Dam.”* * * The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms
* * * What’s E.T. short for?
Because he’s got little legs.* * * Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.* * * Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because they’re dead.
* * * Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little anty-bodies.* * * Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got 6 months* * * What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot* * * Knock knock
Who’s there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
HAHAHAHAHA YOU EAT YOUR OWN POO* * * What animal can jump higher than a house?
All of them… houses can’t jump.* * * What’s grey and can’t swim?
A castle.* * * What’s yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?
A bulldozer.* * * What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.* * * Why do mice have small balls?
Not many of them know how to dance.* * * Where do poor meatballs live?
The spaghetto.* * * What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto* * * If I had to describe myself with one word it would be “bad at following directions”
* * * What do you call a deer with no eyes?
“No eye deer”
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
“Still no eye deer”* * * What do you call a dog with no legs?
Call him whatever you want, he’s not coming.* * * What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey* * * What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire.* * * Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4g9km9/whats_a_joke_thats_so_stupid_its_funny/?sort=top
