These are some brilliant names for your wifi if you want to annoy your neighbours

FUCKTHISCHICKENSHITBULLSHITUSERNAMEFUCK (yes, that’s the name) over on IMGuR has shared a great collection of wifi user names that would be just perfect for pissing off your neighbours:

And if you’re struggling to read the screengrab…

Virus Infected WiFi
Go Home Tourists
Will U Marry Me?
Total Hear
Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo WiFi
Don’t Touch My Daughter
I’m Touching Your Daughter-g…
Satan Rocks My Socks
God Is Our Rock. He’ll Save You !
Free CeX
Protected CeX
Unprotected CeX
You Kids Get Off My LAN
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN
Skynet Global Defense Network
I’m cheating on my WiFi
Help, I’m Trapped in a Router!
A Van Down By The River
A LANnister Always Surfs The Net
Series of Tubes
Go Go Gadget Internet
I am the Internet, AMA
The Promised LAN
Mom, Click Here for Internet
Abraham Linksys
The LAN Before Time
It Burns When IP
Troy and Abed in the Modem
Bill Wi, the Science Fi
Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
FBI Surveillance Van #594
LAN of Milk and Honey
WI-FIght the inevitable?
Silence of the LAN
New England Clam Router
Wi believe I can Fi
Occam’s Router
Get off My LAN!
Click Here for Viruses
Router? I hardly knew her!
Wu-Tang LAN
I Can Haz Wireless?
Drop it like it’s Hotspot
Look Ma, No Wires!
All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us
Network Not Found
LANdo Calrissian
Wi-Fi Network? Why Not Zoidberg?
2 Girls, 1 Router
Y No You Get WiFi?
I Pronounce you Man and WiFi
Keep it on the Download
I’m Under Your Bed
Ermahgerd, Wi-Fi!
99 problems, but WiFi ain’t one
DHARMA Initiative – Station 4 (for Lost fans)
The Wireless-G Spot
Please Connect for Identity Theft
The Net starring Sandra Bullock
Feel Like Flying
Bring Beer And Women To 40.2
This Is Not Free Either
Call Me Maybe
My Neighbors Suck
Hogwarts Great Hall WiFi
Blue M&Ms
Virus Distribution Center
Child Toucher
Bill Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
404 Network Unavailable
I Have WiFi And You Don’t
Bad Error 313: Disconnect
Super Thanks For Asking
Use This One Mom
Pretty Fly For A Wi-Fi
Router, I Hardly Know Her
We Use Sky22981 To Download Pron
You Pay Now
Get Your Own Damn Internet
My Own Damn Internet
Internet Costs $
Our Internet Is Faster Than Yours
Caitlin Stop Using Our Internet !
Guys Please Stop Fighting
Really, asshole? Curry again?
Two Girls One Router
(.) (.)
I’m Under Your Bed
ouch…sat on my nutz