Man hijacks Egyptian plane to get his ex-wife back: the only three tweets you need to read

Biggest news today is the Egypt Air hijacking – a shot of panic that it’s another terrorist incident then a burst of relief that it’s just some stupid man trying to prove a point to his ex.

“He’s not a terrorist, he’s an idiot.” – actual statement from Egypt foreign ministry.


This has lead to the wags on Twitter to roll out the jokes and here’s the absolute best three examples: