Man hijacks Egyptian plane to get his ex-wife back: the only three tweets you need to read
Biggest news today is the Egypt Air hijacking – a shot of panic that it’s another terrorist incident then a burst of relief that it’s just some stupid man trying to prove a point to his ex.
“He’s not a terrorist, he’s an idiot.” – actual statement from Egypt foreign ministry.
This has lead to the wags on Twitter to roll out the jokes and here’s the absolute best three examples:
All moderate ex-husbands must now condemn this #EgyptAir Hijacking!
— Magnificent (@Ironyisfunny8) March 29, 2016
Breaking News: The #EgyptAir hijacker belongs to terror group IMISSU
— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) March 29, 2016
I confronted a married man yesterday. I asked him to explain #EgyptAir incident. He said "Nothing to do with me". A mealy mouthed reply.
— Jonny Gabriel (@JonnyGabriel) March 29, 2016