Highlights from today’s final Twitter Q&A session with Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson, London Mayor and MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip, took to Twitter today to answer questions from the great unwashed masses of social media for one last time. Naturally he was quizzed about some very important topics.

Important questions about food were raised.

@MayorofLondon My son would love some feedback on this pizza portrait he made of you. Any good? #askboris pic.twitter.com/H4AWwYCcpv

— Ben Lloyd (@Techwriteuk) March 14, 2016

What's the biggest thing you've ever eaten? @MayorofLondon#AskBoris

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) March 14, 2016

Boris’ opinion on cinematic realism was sought.

#askboris Did you think the Orangutan chauffeur in Cannonball Run 2 was a bit far fetched?

— Ken Shabby (@MrKenShabby) March 14, 2016

#askboris Did it bother you in Condorman when his arms barely moved those wings, but he was able to fly?

— Ken Shabby (@MrKenShabby) March 14, 2016

There was also romance.

#askboris Is it ever OK to wank off a dolphin?

— Jason Sinclair (@jlsinc) March 14, 2016

And questions of strength.

@MayorofLondon
Could you have @David_Cameron in a fight.#AskBoris

— George Osbourne (@Gideon_MP) March 14, 2016

And of course the burning question that everyone has been wondering about.

mixture of genes and upbringing i expect #askboris @beardnificent

— Boris Johnson (@MayorofLondon) May 19, 2015