Take inspiration as Twitter celebrates International Women’s Day
International Women’s Day is a chance to celebrate the incredible achievements of women around the world. Or an opportunity make some jokes on Twitter – this post will focus on the latter.
it is important to teach young girls that they have more to offer than their bodies, such as their spirits which can inhabit dolls later on
— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) March 8, 2016
— The No Show (@The_No_Show) March 8, 2016
"How can I make this about me?"
– some men on the Internet #InternationalWomensDay
— Rachael (@RachaelvsWorld) March 8, 2016
I used to believe in International Women's Day… then I realised it was just my dad sneaking into my room, dressed as an International Woman.
— Neil (@_Enanem_) March 8, 2016
#InternationalWomensDay is getting more and more commercial every year – there's been women in the shops for ages now.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) March 8, 2016
— Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch) March 8, 2016
— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 8, 2016
Idea for #InternationalWomensDay: men don't tweet.
— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) March 8, 2016
— mean plastic (@meanpIastic) March 8, 2016
*Puts toilet seat down*#InternationalWomensDay
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) March 8, 2016
It's also National Pie Week, but you don't see us having to spend the whole time explaining why that's not unfair to lasagne.
— Lauren Bravo (@laurenbravo) March 8, 2016
International Men’s Day is tomorrow and lasts until next March 8th.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) March 8, 2016
Happy International 'Why Is There No International Men's Day' Day, everyone.
— Oonagh (@Okeating) March 8, 2016
It doesn't seem fair that women only get one day dedicated to them, but penguins get a whole March.
— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) March 8, 2016
And for any angry men wondering when International Men’s Day is, it’s on February the 30th. Just kidding!
I'm going to save you some trouble, guys: there IS an International Men's Day, it's Nov.19, and sniping at women makes you look silly. #IWD
— Laurie Penny (@PennyRed) March 8, 2016