49 brilliantly underwhelming local news headlines from across the UK

17. Cheeky seagull nabs crisps

18. Castle under attack from pigeons

19. Ducks take refuge from rain

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via @cmwiseman

20. Scotch egg theft

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21. I’m not dead’ says gran

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by @Pandamoanimum

 

22. Raging billy goats cause mischief

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@RJPradio

 

23. Reader’s photo

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24. Car park excellent for  WHAT?

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via @ginbrogueshats

25. Drunk torched peanut bag and ‘made love to ambulance’

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via @ChloeHubbard

26. Reigate fury over giant hedge

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via @BuzzFeedUK

 

27. George Bernard Shaw’s Shed Explodes

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via @jameshoggarth

 

28. Man had gold chain up bottom

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29. Jude Law Enjoys Fish Supper Near Newquaynewquay

30. Town centre cow drama

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via @wibbs09

31. Charity boxing night ends in brawl

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32. Dad continues fight over moustache

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33. Petrol smells

via @richwalsh76

via @richwalsh76

34. Hampstead shoppers slam Tesco after organic porridge oats disappear from store

via @FelicityMorse

via @FelicityMorse