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22 neighbours who’ve absolutely nailed the “leaving disgruntled notes” thing
Normal Bates. Updated April 17th, 2018
Disgruntled neighbours are righting wrongs with passive-aggressive notes complaining about loud sex, defecating dogs, wifi and loud music.
Here are 22 of the absolute best.
1. ‘Your Bass Speakers Are Amazing’
2. Elevator grievance.
3. ‘To The People That Kept Us Up All Night’
4. Rowing over Wifi.
5. Dog poop dispute
6. ‘Here’s a recording of you having sex’
7. Spotted in Edinburgh
8. Bowling elephants
9. Finish Her!
10. Your picture here
11. Christmas Music complaint
12. A Friendly Haiku
13. Stealing Plants
14. Exocism
15. We do not like flute
16. No need to call the cops again
17. Old Lady!
18. I hope You drown.
19. Do Not trust the big cat
20. There is no lock
21. Smoking cat
22. ‘I don’t piss in your mouth for hours on end so please stop shitting in my ears’
We’re just thankful we don’t live anywhere near any of these people