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These terrible Valentine’s Day offers highlight how desperate supermarkets now are

Poke Staff. Updated February 13th, 2017

Once again cash-strapped British supermarkets are using a ‘special day’ to flog any old crap they want to shift. These Valentine’s offers seem just so desperate.

Sainsbury’s have really redefined the word ‘love’.

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ASDA’s ‘erotic toolkit’ leaves something to be desired.

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Ouch, Tesco’s. A low blow to singletons.

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Likewise ASDA.

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Sainsbury’s make a desperate plea to Daily Mail readers with erectile dysfunction.

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This one doesn’t even make sense.

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