We now live in a bizarre world where Kanye West and the BBC’s Jeremy Vine discuss “ass play” on Twitter

So this strange story starts with Kanye tweeting this:

“Exes can be mad but just know I never let them play with my ass… I don’t do that… I stay away from that area all together.” Apparently he’s referring to his ex Amber Rose and that she didn’t stick her finger, or other items up his bottom. Good to know! Thanks Kayne.

The internet collectively lost their shit (ho ho) and retweeted this about 50k times.

Then it just gets weirder with other celebs joining in the chat, here’s the BBC’s Jeremy Vine agreeing with him:

“Don’t let them play with your ass Kanye whatever happens; keep them away from that area; you could have all kinds of trouble”, tweets Jezzer. Ok… Thanks Jeremy!

And then… Savage Garden (remember them?) singer Savage Garden joins in

“Ain’t nothing wrong with a bit of assplay Kanye.”

We are collectively through the looking-glass, people!

But what is clear, Kayne may claim he’s the greatest artist that ever lived, but he certainly has a knack for generating publicity.

We couldn’t give two hoots about him but how can we not write this up? HOW CAN WE NOT? Hey, we’re The Poke, we’re positively NAMED after a bit of bum fingering.

Well played Kanye, well played.

UPDATE: We’ll leave the final word to Poke reader Stephen C. Kenyon-Owen who writes, “I’m impressed that Amber Rose could even find space to play up in his ass, when Kanye’s own head is clearly permanently lodged so far up there.”