These are the nicest Satanists you’ll hear from today

In light of the horrific events in Paris it’s heartwarming to see this response from the Satanists.

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Although we do want to see this in action – if there’s any reality TV producers reading this, this idea is utterly GOLD.


Oh, and here’s a transcript in case it’s tricky to read on mobile etc:

The Satanic Temple Minneapolis Chapter

If there is anyone in the Minneapolis area who is Muslim and afraid to leave their home out of fear for some kind of backlash, don’t hesitate to reach out to us. We would be glad to escort you where you need to go without advertising our presence – just big dudes walking you where you need to be. We would also happily accompany you so you can get some groceries.



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