20 tweets to live by. By Yoko Ono.
1. ok
Polish an orange.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) June 30, 2015
2. right
Send smell signals by wind.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) August 2, 2015
3. what
Use a name card without a name. Put an address and a smell instead.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) August 1, 2015
4. Yoko
Write all the things you intend to do. Show that to somebody, Let him sleep for you until you finish doing them. Do for as long as you can.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) July 31, 2015
5. Yoko do you need help
Prescribe pills for going through the wall and have only the hair come back.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) July 26, 2015
6. That’s just threatening
Hire a plane. Invite everybody. Ask them to write a will to you before boarding.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) July 25, 2015
7. …
Carry a bag of peas. Leave a pea wherever you go.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) July 22, 2015
8. No. I won’t.
Hammer a nail in the center of a piece of glass. Send each fragment to an arbitrary address.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) July 19, 2015
9. Don’t tell me how to live my life
Try to say nothing negative about anybody for three days, for forty-five days, for three months. See what happens to your life.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) October 20, 2013
10. Bladder. That’s a bladder.
Listen to the ocean inside your body.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) May 1, 2010
11. Now my drawer is just filled with wishes
Make a wish list. Leave it in your desk drawer. See what has happened in a year's time.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) February 22, 2014
12. No
Listen to the sound of the earth turning.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) June 25, 2015
13. Yoko I think we need to talk
Tape the sound of your baby son crying. Let him listen to the tape when he is going through pain as a grown man.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) July 21, 2014
14. Now you’re just turning into a supervillian Ms Ono
Steal all the clocks and watches in the world. Destroy them.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) June 13, 2015
15. I don’t…
Imagine letting a goldfish swim across the sky. Let it swim from the West to the East. Drink a liter of water.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) February 27, 2014
16. Shan’t
Sit at the dock. Watch the seagulls dance. Dance with them in your mind. Keep dancing until you feel you can hear their heartbeats.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) November 5, 2013
17. Seems like a lot to do on a Tuesday lunch break
Tape the sound of the lake gradually freezing. Drink a cup of hot chocolate, afterwards.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) May 5, 2011
18. You just want us to run into each other don’t you
Imagine running across a wheat field as fast as you can. Imagine your friend running towards you as fast as possible.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) May 11, 2014
19. Don’t do this. It’s weird.
People need shadows to rest in. I would advise you to send a bucket of shadow to a friend
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) November 22, 2014
20. Ms Ono, this…. I give up
Tape the sound of your friend ranting. Bury it in the ground on a snowy day.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) October 27, 2013
